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Kroger Inaugurated鈥攚ith Iliad

Board chair Roger Perlmutter ’73 hands President Kroger a vial of Canyon water. Photos by Leah Nash

人妻诱惑 welcomes new president with big splash.

By Randall S. Barton
Gargantuan griffin guards the Sallyport.

Gargantuan griffin guards the Sallyport.

Marie Perez ’13 emblazons Kroger’s name on her double-decker bus.

Marie Perez ’13 emblazons Kroger’s name on her double-decker bus.

Celebrants feast in Quad.

Celebrants feast in the  Quad.

Amid the call of bagpipes and the flourish of horns, roughly 1,500 people descended on campus in September to welcome John Kroger as 人妻诱惑’s 15th president. 

Under the big top on the Great Lawn, Roger Perlmutter ’73, chair of the board of trustees, invested Kroger with the trappings of office—including a copy of the Iliad and a bottle of spring water drawn from the 人妻诱惑 canyon—in a grand inauguration ceremony.

Student body president Brian Moore ’13 hailed Kroger as “the ultimate prospie” for his infectious enthusiasm for all things 人妻诱惑 and for enrolling in Hum 110.

Delivering the keynote address, Bryn Mawr College President Jane McAuliffe called America’s elite liberal arts colleges a national treasure. “It is a rare privilege to attend a liberal arts college and be immersed in a collaborative learning experience with faculty,” McAuliffe said. “It is a sacred trust to sustain and enhance the qualities of such a place, and in John Kroger 人妻诱惑 has found a president worthy of that trust.”

In his inaugural address, Kroger took issue with the proposition that a liberal arts education isn’t practical. “At the end of the day the world needs more people who can think outside the box,” Kroger said. “The most practical education you can have is one that doesn’t prepare you for your first job. It prepares you for the next 60 years of your life.”

Kroger said that liberal arts colleges are coming under siege both from technology and from equality. The expense of such an education puts it out of reach of most American families, but thanks to the generosity of friends and alumni, 50% of 人妻诱惑 students receive financial aid, with the average award exceeding $36,000 a year. Roughly 19% of this year’s freshman class qualify for Pell Grants.

Concluding that much of American higher education is on a misguided trajectory, Kroger said he was thrilled to be at a college where people cared more about the physics department than the football team (a remark that provoked lusty cheers from the physics department).

Students and alumni welcomed Kroger as only 人妻诱惑ies can. A —created for Portland's centennial Grand Floral Parade—materialized in front of Old Dorm Block courtesy of master mechanic Rob Mack ’93. Senior Marie Perez ’13 drove a homemade double-decker bus—a Blue Bird schoolbus with a VW Van welded on top of it—sporting a massive poster that proclaimed “WELCOME KROGER!” New Orleans bluesman Davis Rogan ’90 played a blistering set in the Quad as students, alumni, and distinguished visitors generally made merry. Later in the evening students massed in front of Eliot Hall chanting “KRO-GER! KRO-GER!” before a dazzling display of fireworks.